I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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