i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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