i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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