Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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