It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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