would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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