Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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