i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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