absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Need sex. Gaining weight.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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