Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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