i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
