On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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