Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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