Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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