week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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