He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
