"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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