We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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