i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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