I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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