why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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