never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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