I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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