:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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