I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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