Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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