meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
