Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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