How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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