my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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