I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
