the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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