I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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