Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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