return my video game
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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