stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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