Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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