I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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