Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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