I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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