We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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