You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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