I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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