i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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