quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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