Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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