White coat. Heels.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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