On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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