i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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