Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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